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Kathie DiceAs you may know, I am addicted to humour and try to find a joke for every event. It was quite difficult to discover jokes for women going through the menopause that didn’t make me want to rip someone’s head off and scream “That isn’t funny!”. I found some very funny jokes that you will find in the book Grumpy Old Menopause but while seeking out suitable material I came across a stand up comedienne who uses menopause jokes in her routine. We corresponded and she kindly gave me some of her material. Although I used a couple in Grumpy Old Menopause, I felt it would be right and proper to bring her to your attention. So, ladies…I give you… Kathie Dice.

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Making love used to make my toes curl, now it gives me foot cramps.

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I used to get headaches BEFORE sex, you know…’not tonight dear, I have a headache’. Now I get headaches DURING sex, my husband whacks me upside the head and says, “wake up!”

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All night long it’s…covers on…covers off…covers on…covers off…my poor little dog won’t sleep with me any more, she’s tired of me flinging her against the wall.

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During menopause your skin changes, it starts to slide south. They say, wrinkles are where the smiles have been……..my butt must have been hysterical!

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When I get ornery/grumpy, my husband blames it on my hormones….when HE gets ornery/grumpy…he blames it on my hormones.

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When I was young I used to lean up against the washing machine to get a thrill, then I would back up to the dryer to get warm…now I take my clothes off and sit in the freezer. (Darn hot flashes)

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The other day, my husband snuggled down in bed to take a nap. He said, “Why don’t you come take a nap?” I said, “Why?” He said, “Cuz I’m horny and you’re tired.”

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For the first time in 38 years of marriage, my husband looked in the top drawer of my night stand. He said, “Geez you have more toys than I had as a kid!” I said, “Well maybe if you had more then, I wouldn’t need so many now.”

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You can find out more about Kathie from her website by clicking HERE. Check out some of her comedy acts by clicking HERE.

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